Monday, May 26, 2008

Kenya - April 16th, 2008

One day at The Lake Naivasha Country Club was all we had but I liked the place. For one they had the most reasonable prices in the gift shop and for the activities.

We load up and head to Amboseli via Nairobi which was an exercise in gridlock.


After making through that mess we had the occasional herd of cattle to stop for. In time we had a rest stop at another gift shop. The proprietor asks Dan if Kim is his wife. After discovering that she was his daughter he pulled him aside and began to negotiate a dowry for her. The offer got up to 6 cows and a white giraffe. Dan declined.
The offer seemed light to me. A friend’s daughter recently wed and it was in the 15K to 20K range. He was not offered any cows.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/19/AR2006031901121.html

The last stretch of road to Amboseli was bone jarring. It took the driver’s full attention and both hands on the wheel to navigate around and through ruts, potholes and gullies.

We get a peek at the cloud covered Kilimanjaro as we approach the lodge. http://www.serenahotels.com/kenya/amboseli/home.asp
The monkeys monitored our arrival. The rooms were nicely done with mahogany and granite.As we head out the gate for another game drive, a troop of olive baboons are stirring up some dust, most likely an alpha male display. Boys will be boys.Kilimanjaro has opened up; the Gods have used the slightest breath to brush the clouds away. This moment is one of the highlights of the trip. This ancient volcano rises above the savannah to kiss the blue sky. Cold cinder cones dot the slope. It does not take much to visualize this mound spitting the boulders and rocks that surround us. Lava is jettisoned with toxic gases and smoke. The violent past of this area is symbolic of the harsh realities of today. The energy of this mountain ripples my core.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilimanjaro

The elephants and zebra do not notice.

A pair of crested cranes perform an elaborate mating dance. They seem to be enjoying the ritual. More to come....

Kenya - April 15th, 2008

We eat breakfast, pack up and say our good-bys and head to our next stop – The Lake Naivasha Country Club.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Naivasha_Country_Club
After unloading and getting settled in to our cabins, four of load up to go to Hell’s Gate National Park. Kim and her dad stay back for some time to decompress.

http://www.kws.org/hells-gate.html

The unique thing about this park is that you can walk or bike through it. We take the two-hour walk to the canyon and pass zebra, giraffes, warthogs, gazelles and a water buffalo or two. It was good to get a little exercise in but I will always wonder how many big cats watched us. We take the guided tour of the canyon. Our guide mentioned that he is a Christian and in the same breath asks what tribe our driver is from. “I did not ask,” I tell him.
There were some technical areas on the hike and I managed to slip on a rock and plant my foot in clay colored puddle.

The canyon was ok but unremarkable to me but only because I had an opportunity to do an eight-day Grand Canyon river trip in 2006 with Grand Canyon Expeditions Company. That is another story. Make the effort to go.
http://gcex.com/

By the time we finished the canyon hike it was starting to get dark and the park ranger would not permit us to walk out. There really are things that can and will eat you in the night here.

In time our driver showed up and was a bit flustered. He was concerned that we were wandering around lost in the dark. It was time for a Tusker.

Back at the hotel we regroup with Kim and her dad for dinner. They had a relaxing day at this vestige of British Colonialism.

When our waiter finds out that our next stop is Amboseli he mimics somebody bouncing around and holding on for dear life. His assessment of the road condition was accurate.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Kenya - April 14th, 2008

“Wondering Where The Lions Are”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4FEn-ZKdDg

Morning game drive- A serval (Felis serval) slinks through the grass. It looks like a 35-pound house cat with the markings of a cheetah. Our beautiful specimen disappears.
There is some radio chatter and we are off and do not slow down for the herd of water buffalo, gazelles or birds. We hit a dip, the van suspension bottoms out and Donna’s head bangs into a grab rail and brings tears to her eyes. She sucks it up, pulls her sunglasses tight, forces a smile and indicates that we should continue. There is a cluster of vehicles including a double- decker in the valley. A pride of five lions are napping in the grass but they are so low that only to top floor of the bus gets a good view.

More chatter on the radio and we are rolling again. We come upon two other game vehicles and park to watch a lioness on the hillside. She pokes her head up then disappears into the grass. We wait and watch. She reemerges and saunters down the hill and crosses the road between two of the vehicles. She slips away, barely giving us a glance.
We pass a young lion with a face full of flies on the ride back to the lodge. At breakfast I ask our waiter about the electric fence. He says it is solar powered with a battery back up and is DC current. This seems plausible; I do not test the fence during a power outage period.


After breakfast I sit on the back porch of the room with the intent of catching up on my journal. A 3-foot monitor lizard catches my eye and I get off a couple of shots before he scurries down to the riverbank. Two doves do a mating dance that ends with them sitting on the ground and each folding a wing back in unison. On the afternoon drive we saw an old bull elephant with a broken tusk and hole in one ear. A Black-Shouldered kite was on a dead branch clutching a fresh rodent kill.
A secretary bird was minding a treetop nest. Two smaller birds were perched nearby. The cud chewing water buffalo and with the Yellow-Billed Oxpecker on his back looked content. For our last dinner the GM sent over a cake. They were glad to have our business and we are a fun bunch to have around on vacation. The present was much appreciated.

Some other guests pass through the lodge during our stay including a Chinese couple. The wife spoke prefect English and is a magazine editor in Cairo. A pleasant German couple were on their forth trip to Kenya.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Kenya - April 13th, 2008

6:30 am game drive.

The lodge has coffee and snack cakes ready. It is strong Kenyan coffee and I like it.

There is a slight chill in the air as we pass through the gate to the Mara. The coffee is working to keep us warm.

The ostrich are in force and grazing.
http://www.awf.org/content/wildlife/detail/ostrich

We observe Topi and gazelle. The reticulated giraffes have spots that are variegated and have a deeper color than the spots of the Rothschild’s giraffe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe


A herd of elephants were preparing to cross the road but paused. It was as if they were having a conference to reassure a young one that the different texture of the road surface was ok to walk on. We saw this behavior once again and the adults had to physically nudge the calf to get it to cross the road. The front legs were locked on the ground as the rear legs were lifted up in an effort to get the calf going. “I am not going to go” the baby said. The adults were very gentle in their encouragement. It is incredible to see these large and powerful animals show such a delicate touch. I asked if hunting was permitted. “Not in Kenya. Poachers are shot on sight.”

Our driver told us of an incident where some poachers shot a small herd of elephants for the tusks.
They decided to wait a few days to harvest the tusks to give the marrow some time to dry to get a better yield. They left the area and returned a week later. In the interim some lions got the scent of the carcasses and investigated. The hides were too tough for them to chew through so they waited. The eight poachers arrived and put down their rifles and began cutting the tusks off. The lions ambushed them. Park rangers found eight human skeletons a few days later. Not a shot was fired. Poaching dropped to zero for some time after that.

A hawk was in a treetop. Ostriches pecked at the ground.

We stopped and watched a secretary walking about pecking at the ground. Our driver said he was looking for snacks. We perked up thinking that a snickers bar was to be found. He meant to say “snakes.” We had a laugh about that and assured our driver that we were not making fun of his accent. His English was excellent. Our Swahili vocabulary had 5 words. We passed a lioness napping in the grass about 5 yards from the road. She did not stir from our presence. I wanted to rub her behind the ears to see if she would purr. The thought passed rather quickly however.

It was the beginning of rainy season in Kenya. April averages 10” or so. Not a big deal in Florida but the dynamics are different here. The arid land explodes with growth with just a little rain. The result is that the high grass that gives predators a good place to hide and stalk their prey. Many of the prey have figured this out and have migrated to other areas. Roads get muddy and difficult to travel rather quickly. The clay soil gets slick!
Now don’t get me wrong, we did see lots of animals in quantity and number of species.
What we did not see were a lot of were other game vehicles. That is a plus. There were others but they did not out number the animals. One advantage of the other drivers is that they all have two-way radios and if they spot something they put the word out. There was good cooperation with all of the drivers.

Back at the Mara Simba Lodge 3 of us decided to take a wander around the lodge area. The General Manager, James Koileken saw us head out and sent a staff member to give us the tour. The facility is off the grid and self contained. Our guide shows us the power building, which houses 4 generators. Due to the light guest list they were using the smallest generator. To conserve fuel the generator was shut down at regular intervals for 3 to 4 hours. After breakfast, lunch and from midnight to 4am. There was a well-equipped garage and workshop that was spotless. Two men were working on an engine that was on a lift and getting ready to go back into a vehicle. A fuel depot was on site also. The lodge has tents available in addition to the rooms we stayed in. These are not tents that you stuff into your kayak. The have solid floors, mahogany bed frames and a separate shower and toilet room. Granite countertops compliment the mahogany used for the bathroom vanities.

I can only imagine the logistics of building a place like this in the middle of nowhere. It must have been quite a construction project.

When the Mara Simba is at capacity they have a staff of 130. Now only 15 to 20 people are working. The post election violence has taken a heavy toll.

“When two elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.”

On the afternoon game drive we saw two lionesses laying in the grass, one was outstretched on her back while the other licked her face.

Bill C. joined us for dinner again and told us some more about the “Mt. Kenya Tree Reforestation Project.”

Charcoal and firewood are the primary sources of energy in urban areas. The expanding population is straining the thinning forests. Bill and other groups have introduced fast growing trees to curtail or reverse the desertification that is occurring in some areas.

One of the most effective ways of educating the people about the advantages of conservation is to give presentations in the schools and get the children involved. Nurseries have been started on or near school grounds and children take seedlings home and tend to them. This gets the whole family involved.

I applaud Bill's efforts.

While we are having a dinner a Genet crosses one of the open beams above us.
http://www.awf.org/content/wildlife/detail/genet
The monkeys swoop the tables as soon as we leave.

We walk to the bar end of the pavilion and a large croc is on the riverbank a foot from the electric fence. I did not have my camera with me.

We turn in for the evening. Things really go bump in the night here. Mongoose rustle through the thatched roof, monkeys bang loudly on the door at 2 or 3 am. Other things stir. The power is off at this time so our small flashlights are the only source of light. It occurs to me that the electric fence around the lodge is not very effective at the moment. I make a mental note to inquire about it in the morning and fall back asleep, snoring loudly.

More to come...

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Kenya - April 12th, 2008

Click link for photos: (I am looking for a better link but this will have to do for now)
http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?id=8577193&owner=ontheroad100

Breakfast and we are on the road to the Masai Mara. The roads are in pretty good shape to start. There is quite a bit of construction on the way. The scaffolding on all the building projects look like small tree trunks and boards lashes together. Most likely these are not OSHA approved projects.

We stop to take a boat ride to see some hippos at Lake Naivasha. We are charged 2000 ksh each. A few days later we stay at the Lake Naivasha Country Club and they have a service to see the same hippos on the same lake for 1000 ksh per person. Oh well.

While we were being issued our life jackets I mentioned Mr. Odinga to the attendant. The hair on the back of her neck stood up and she let me know in that she was a supporter of President Kibaki and wanted nothing to do with a power sharing agreement with Mr. Odinga. She must have been a Kikuyu. Note to self: Do not get involved in the local politics.

The white and blue fiberglass boat is spotless. The skipper was giving it a last minute wipe down when we arrive at the dock. The 15hp motor starts on the first pull.

We are underway and wind through some narrow channels to work our way to the lake. I tell our driver that this reminds me of the Okefenokee Wildlife Refuge where I frequently camp in the swamp. He did not think that was a good idea but we do not have crocodiles and hippos in the Georgia swamp. The 15,000 alligators that inhabit the swamp have not been a problem.

http://www.fws.gov/okefenokee/
http://www.okefenokeeadventures.com/

An anhinga is perched on a reed that barely supports its weight. We sneak up on a floating pelican and it takes flight.

On the open water we approach a bloat of 20 or so hippos huddled together. A calf is in the mix sticking close to mom. At some point we got too close and the mother started coming towards us at a high rate of speed. She was generating a small wake. The boat caption gave the throttle a little twist and we moved away.
Hippos are mean animals and are reported to kill more people than lions or crocodiles in Africa. http://www.didyouknow.cd/animals/hippo.htm

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mhippo.html

The boat tour continues and we see where parts of “Out of Africa” were filmed.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19851220/REVIEWS/512200304/1023

Many animals were brought to the island for the filming of the movie and were not moved after filming was complete. The have reproduced and prospered. Wildebeests, giraffes, impala and a hippo graze in the lush grass under the acacia trees in the idyllic setting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_Africa_%28film%29

We pass a marsh area with pelicans, ibis, a fish eagle and waterbuck going about their daily routines.

A fisherman is on the bank, we wave, he waves back.

A Giant Kingfisher sits on a branch looking for breakfast.

http://www.kenyabirds.org.uk/giant_kf.htm

Back at the boat launch and take advantage of the facilities.

Onward to the Masai Mara! The roads get rougher. We pass the Happy Banana Hotel, Pub and Butchery and Baptist Church at one roadside village.

Further on up the road we see the Tawfiq Harbuni Hotel next to the Toa Jam Shop.

Giant Euphorbia are a regular sight. The roads turn to dirt and are jammed with construction equipment. Barricades and detours are marked with large rocks collected from the surrounding area. No orange day glow cones on this construction project.

We come to a small town and turn off the road. Our driver explains that his is a short cut to the park. The “Pilot’s Bar” goes whizzing. Our request to stop and check out the local pub was denied.

As we approach the Mara, a lone Maasai is gliding across the savannah tending a herd of cattle. Zebra, antelope and giraffe graze nearby. The Maasai has a spear and is wearing a red checked shuka (Maasai Blanket) and a digital watch.

We arrive at the Mara Simba Lodge where we stayed for 4 days and three nights. I will attempt to consolidate parts of this leg of the journey to reduce my endless rambling and reminiscing.

http://www.marasimba.com/section.asp?ID=2

We saw banded mongoose, Topi, Hartebeest, Grants Gazelle, hippos, wildebeest, ostrich, lions and a cheetah. If I had to come back to this planet as an animal it would be the cheetah. Lean and fast. When hungry I hunt and eat. I sleep and mate as required. By nature I am a solitary beast but seek company on occasion.
I do not ask for permission to act.
Dinning is at an open pavilion overlooking a river. We can walk to the end of the deck and see two hippos in the water. A large crocodile is just out side of the electric fence.

Bob arrived at dinner one evening and reported that he saw a black snake crawl off a thatched roof, down a wall and across a walkway in to a storm drain. I mentioned this to our waiter Paul. As casually as saying it was just a grasshopper, Paul states that “It is a black mamba but don’t worry about it the banded mongoose will take care of it as they do the puff adders.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_mamba

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitis_arietans

I try to maintain my best poker face but I believe Paul has won this round.

Being a fan of Animal Plant and The Discovery Channel the internal dialogue is adamant that a bite from either one of these vipers will result in intense pain, respiratory failure, seizures and convulsions for at least 100 men. I suspect that life flight is not available. Hakuna Matata.

We order dinner. It is ala Carte instead of the usual buffet due to the light guest list.

The Mara Simba has a capacity of 230 guests. Typically they have 100 guests at this time of year. Our party of six and a solo traveler are the only guests this evening.

The post election violence has taken quite a toll on the tourism industry.

Kim invites the solo traveler to join us. I am glad she did. We met Bill C. from England who is wearing an Earthwatch T-shirt.

http://www.earthwatch.org/europe/

He is a naturalist that has spent many years in Africa and has worked on several projects including rhino conservation. His current project is working with the locals in Nanyuki to encourage the planting of fast growing trees to prevent deforestation in the region. His wife is working on women’s health issues elsewhere in Africa.

I read about female circumcision and asked if it was still commonly practiced. After asking permission he explained the procedure which mirrored “Lonely Planet’s –Kenya” text on page 39;
“Female Genital Mutilation” The controversial practice of female genital (FGM) often euphemistically termed “female circumcision” is still widespread across Africa, including Kenya. In some parts Kenya more than 90% of the women and girls are subjected to FGM in some form. The term FGM covers a wide range of procedures from a small, mainly symbolic cut to the total removal of the clitoris….”

Bill goes on explain that the grandmother generally performs the procedure the night before a wedding using un-sterilized equipment and no anesthetic.

This concept is something that I cannot grasp on an intellectual or emotional level.

Many men will never know the joy of leaving ear impressions on the inside of their lovers’ thighs.

More to come...

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Kenya - April 11th, 2008

Click link for photos: (I am looking for a better link but this will have to do for now)

http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?id=8577193&owner=ontheroad100

Lake Nakuru, Morning Game Drive

A quick cup of coffee and we are off.

We see Giraffes, water buffalo, waterbucks, impalas, warthogs, Vervet monkeys, baboons, birds, birds and more birds. The monkeys and baboons have a lot of young and appear to be reproducing with great enthusiasm.

A zebra with a foal keeps an eye on us. The highlight of the day – we spot two lionesses on the side of a hill with a partially eaten warthog. One of the lions was carrying the carcass up the hill towards the only shade tree in the area. She would stop and drop the kill and rest for a few minutes. Two black back jackals were nearby waiting for an opportunity to salvage part of the kill. The lion rested, picked up the warthog and continued to slowly walk up the hill. Her belly was full. The other lioness did not share in the transport duty. It was an exhilarating sighting.

Back to the lodge for breakfast. Our driver was going into town for some vehicle maintenance and to pick up the cash for Kim. He offered to pick up supplies. We accepted and bucked up for wine and beer.

At some point in our travels our driver was having a conversation on his cell phone in Swahili. The only words that I could pick out were auto parts to include “Timing Belt.”

I am remiss in not learning some Swahili before the trip. I assumed that English would be the primary language since Kenya was a British Colony until 1963.

“English and Swahili are the official languages of Kenya and are thought in schools throughout the country.” Lonely Planet, Kenya, page 395.

Harrison made it back with Tuskers, wine and cash. Life is good.

Afternoon game drive – It was raining so we left the bonnet down.

http://www.kws.org/nakuru.html

We saw a white tailed mongoose. He saw us and did not stick around for a picture.

http://www.lioncrusher.com/animal.asp?animal=132

The water buffalo and zebra were a little jumpy. I think the rain muffled the sound of the van and we startled them.

Another fish eagle was on a branch surveying his domain.

We made it back to Lake Nakuru and had a better sighting of some pink flamingos and greater flamingos. We drive up to the scenic overlook Baboon Cliff. There is a covered pavilion with some picnic tables. It was raining so we did not wander off to far. Many baboons watched our every move.

Back in the valley we see a water buffalo carcass. I am surprise at how intact the skeleton is. A pair of rhino are grazing.
Two black back jackals trot by. More to come..

Friday, May 16, 2008

Kenya - April 10th, 2008

Click link for photos: (I am looking for a better link but this will have to do for now)

http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?id=8577193&owner=ontheroad100

April 10th, 2008

We pack up again to head to the Lion Hill Lodge at Lake Nakuru.
For some reason we were out of beer. Luckily we had to pass thru Nanyuki again and made a fuel stop. I was able to re-provision but no ice was to be found.

The girls bought more cookies and Amarula.

http://www.amarula.co.za/us/

This was the roughest ride to date. The roads were unimproved with gullies, detours and potholes. There was zigzagging, accelerating, braking and horn honking. Tailgating is redefined here. The flat front of our van was only a few centimeters from the back of overloaded trucks belching black smoke while our driver waited for an opportunity to pass.

Bicycles loaded with 5’ stacks of lumber or bags of sugar cane shared the road.



We starting rationing beer for two reasons; 1) Pee breaks were infrequent 2) The ride was so rough most of it would spill if you held on to it for any amount of time. To work around this someone would time the opening of a can or bottle for a flat stretch of road, take a quick gulp and pass it around. This was done with a high level of proficiency.

We crossed the equator again at Nyahururu at stopped at the Mrefu Curio Shop.

We were treated to a demonstration of the Coriolis effect by one of the shops' employees.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_effect

Stanley had a bowl with a small hole in the bottom of it, a pitcher of water and a matchstick. We stood at the equator and marched 20 meters to the north. Stanley poured some water into the bowl and placed it on the pitcher, which he had set on the ground. Next he had Donna place the matchstick in the bowl. It rotated counterclockwise with the whirlpool.
We collect everything and march back to the equator and 20 meters south of the line.
Repeat the demonstration and the matchstick rotated clockwise. Next we do the demonstration on the equator and the water drains straight down and does not create a whirlpool. I was impressed and bought a certificate for 300 ksh to mark the occasion. The certificate was suitable for framing but did not include a frame.

Back on the road again, the next stop is Thompson Falls. We pull into the parking lot and are greeted by shopkeepers asking us to come and look inside their shops after we look at the waterfall. The overlook at the falls is a wooden platform with a rickety hand railing.

The fall is over 200 feet high. The water cascades down the rocks and splashes into a mist covered pool below.

I take some pictures of the falls and am approached by three young men in tribal garb offering to pose for money. I agreed and got a nice photo. We load up again for the last leg to Lake Nakuru. It had rained a bit so this helped to keep the dust down. There are numerous towns on the road. Typically it is a line of shacks with tin roofs. Bar with Butchery, Safari COM cell phones and a hotel or two make up the mix. Most of the hotels had a cloth front door and when the wind blew you could see to the back door. Vendors were selling their wares from makeshift displays constructed from salvaged sticks and boards.

Many relief organizations dot the highway. They consist of Christian Missionaries, Aids education and treatment centers and secular groups working to teach the people how to farm better and manage their natural resources for the long term. Many vehicles on the road have signs proclaiming “Allah Akbar” (with a saber) or Jesus Saves. This is a complex society with 40 tribes and various religious and political groups vying to make their presence felt. Alliances form, shift and dissolve regularly, many times with violent outcomes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nakuru

We arrive at the Lake Nakuru National Park and park. The driver gets out and checks us in. There are several Vervet monkeys hanging out. Some of the males have big blue balls! The contrast from the silver and black fir is startling. I take some pictures to document the event.


http://www.awf.org/content/wildlife/detail/vervetmonkey

While we are waiting on the driver it is time for a round of cookies and a Tusker.

We are casual at this point. Martha is facing into the van with a cookie in hand by the open window. Donna screams “Watch Out!” Well blue balls swooped up and grabbed the cookie without touching Martha’s fingers! It was a lightning fast swoop that caught us all off guard. It is these unscripted moments that make a vacation a vacation.

Next we drive to the Lodge and get checked in.

http://www.travellers-choice.co.uk/kenya/lionhill.htm

This place is on the grid so we should have power around the clock. The other lodges that we stayed at were self-contained with generators. To save fuel they were shut down for several hours a day and late at night.

The power was out when we checked in and the back up generator was not kicking in.
Hakuna Matata.

It is time for another game drive. We head to the lake and see thousands of pink backed pelicans milling around at the edge of the water and perched in trees. Marabou Storks mingle with the pelicans. My director/producer Bob points out a good shot of waterbuck next to a pool of water. I start clicking away. We spot a flock of pink flamingos and they are very pink. For a second I thought we were at a mobile home park in Florida. They get their color from the Spirulina that they feed off of.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_Flamingo

There was an area that we could get out of the van, watch the birds, and stretch our legs.

This was also a good time to do a tire pressure check (take a leak.) Might as well open a Tusker and pass it around.

A lone rhino was grazing in the distance. He slowly worked his way toward us. We inched closer to the van. I did not bother to ask if anybody wanted his or her picture taken with the beast this time. The game drive resumes and we pass some spotted hyena lounging in the grass. They must have full bellies.

http://www.awf.org/content/wildlife/detail/hyena

We stop for some zebras. Their black and white stripes are muddy. One looks at us and I ask “What are you in for?” No response, just a long horse face.

The sun is getting low in the sky so we started easing back to the lodge. We stop to admire a fish eagle that is perched proudly in a tree. It was a magnificent sight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Fish_Eagle

An antelope is limping by the side of the road. He tries to walk but when he puts the back left leg down he flinches, an easy meal for the carnivores. Another antelope is missing a horn but is well nourished and nimble.

A water buffalo blends into the darkening sky as we end the game drive.

More to come....

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Kenya - April 9th, 2008

April 9th, 2008

We have breakfast, load up and drive from Sweetwater to Samburu. Fuel stop in Nanyuki and we are able to buy some snacks and beer. I did manage to find some ice in a small grocery store. It was bagged and weighed for me by the Indian shopkeeper.

At most fuel stops and some police check points we were swarmed by street vendors selling everything from brown bananas, wood animals, knives, scarves and jewelry of every sort. The vendors were always very persistent but polite. Invariably they would make a sell after some haggling and bartering.

Kim had a discussion with Mary at Shoor travel about the money. She was using the driver’s cell phone. The general manager got involved and it was agreed that Kim’s credit card would be charged and her cash reimbursed. This was to take place in Nakuru where Shoor has a second Kenya office. Nakuru was between Sweetwater and Samburu so this worked out logistically.

Pee breaks were far and few between. Our driver would not pull over on the side of the road because of bandits or it might be personal property and somebody would demand cash, or so he told us. The rest stops that we did take would be at roadside tourist shops.

You run the gauntlet to the restrooms that are located in a building behind the shops. Typically there is a tip jar for the cleaning staff. I was glad to drop a few shillings in the box.

On the way out we were encouraged to look.

“It costs nothing to look.” “Where are you from?” “What State?” “That is a very beautiful state.”

Nothing in the shops had a price tag and a quote was hard to come by on a single item.

The staff was always polite and persistent. I cannot blame them though. With tourism off by 50 to 90% due to the post election violence, they are eager to make a sell.

Somebody always bought something but no big-ticket items. Every little bit helps.

We were back on the uphill road. It was paved but no painted lines or shoulders.

Passing clearances were measured in millimeters. We topped out at 8000’, after that it was all downhill.

The pavement turned to dirt and gravel. Our driver explained that a Kenyan company was awarded a contract to rebuild this road. They received a sizeable initial draw and disappeared. A Chinese company was doing the work now. There were surveyors, dump trucks, road graders and a bulldozer on one stretch of road. We also saw a heard of 30 to 40 camel.
We make it to Samburu, which is at 3000’ above sea level. Pop the top and we are on a game drive. We spot some elephants. They are clay colored from the cooling mud baths they take in the local soil.

The trees are full of weaverbird nests. The chicks are easy pray for the cobras.

We spot our first Dik-diks. They are small antelope that weigh no more than 15lbs when fully grown. They mate for life so typically two are spotted together. We saw lots of Dik-diks and many times an offspring would be nearby.

http://www.awf.org/content/wildlife/detail/dikdik

Samburu has lots of elephants. We saw dozens in several familial groups. Oryx’s gazelles and giraffes were in abundance.

We make it to the lodge and are escorted to our cabins. They have nice mosquito nets around the beds.

Dan spotted a cobra lying next to a watering hose and pointed it out to Kim. At first she did not see it but then it raised up and displayed it’s hood. That was a missed photo opportunity.

We were fed at the open pavilion. A quick siesta and then another game drive.

It was a leisurely drive thru some rolling hills. I opened the cooler to grab a beer and casually mentioned that the lid to the Amarula was not tight and the contents had partially drained into the cooler. I was kidding.

Bob casually mentioned “lion;” ha, ha, but he was not kidding! We spotted our first lioness about twenty yards out. She looked back at us and then disappeared behind some bushes. I did not get a good shot.

We saw more elephants with calves and then made our way to a river where we saw two crocodiles. They were much greener then I expected.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

There is no Swahili Word for "Timing Belt" April 8th

Here is a start…

Kenya 2008, April 5th - April 18th

This promises to be our greatest adventure to date.

After months of preparation and anticipation we are on our way to a Safari vacation in a country that the State Department pulled the Peace Corp workers out of.

The political unrest that followed the December elections was a bit disconcerting – 1500 people killed in tribal violence, 300,000 displaced. Say what you will about the elections in the USA but disputes are handled in the courts, not with a machete or suicide bombing like in Pakistan.

President Mwai Kibaki from the Kikuyu tribe was reelected under a suspicious vote count. His opponent Raila Odinga from the Lou tribe called “Foul!”

This link will help explain some of the tribal differences;

http://www.pbs.org/frontlineworld/blog/2008/01/kenya_playing_t.html

When two elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

The irony of this is that we chose Kenya because it had one of the most stable democracies in Africa, until it was election time anyway.

Our Northwest flight departed on time from Orlando bound for Detroit. Martha and I were in the screaming babies section. Two siblings were in a competition to see who could scream the loudest. The parents seemed unconcerned and did little to comfort the noisemakers. In time it settled down, sort of.

Note to self: Flights to or from Orlando will have a high number of children on them, many of them wearing plastic mouse ears and clutching stuffed animals.

Detroit to Amsterdam on KLM – Flight left on time, complementary drinks, and decent food, on demand entertainment via a screen in the back of the headrest in front of me with a leashed remote control in the armrest.

Amsterdam Airport – Arrive at 5:30 am. The Duty Free shops open at 6:00. I picked up a bottle of Chivas. In retrospect I should have grabbed two.

The hurried KLM flight attendants were tall, leggy and blond. This is not typical for the other airlines.

The terminal shuttles were silent and fast, move or get run over. This was a subtle harbinger to what was to come, less the silent part. I did not see any small silhouettes of humans pasted to the side of the shuttles though.

Constant Public Address system announcement “Passengers Smith and Jones you are delaying your flight to Rome, Immediate boarding or we will proceed to offload your luggage.” A lot of people were missing flights.

There were women cleaning the men’s restrooms while they were in service, not something you see in the states. Nobody seamed to mind.

We stopped for a coffee, it was 6am local time.

Anxious smokers asking clerks where the smoking area is. “Smoking was banned in the airport effective January 1st.” They check their watches to see if they have time to leave the airport for a fix.

We had another security check. I had to relinquish my newly purchased water. Martha drank her all of her water in order to keep the empty bottle. She had to pee with a great sense of urgency once we were on board the KLM Boeing 777-200.

The leggy flight attendants that I saw in the terminal were not on our flight. Maybe they were on the other side of the curtain.

We were delayed for over an hour to wait for a connecting flight that was late. Everybody took it in stride.

There was pretty good onboard entertainment on this flight also. It included a flight path monitor. This was extremely empowering.

Lunch had an option of fish or chicken. I chose the chicken. The remarkable thing was that we were served with metal utensils! I unwrapped the package, went to the dinner knife, and gently ran my thumb across the barely perceptible serrations on the front of the flat blade. I had an image of somebody running up the aisle, knife in hand, to the secure cabin door yelling “Allah Akbar!”

That would flush out the sky marshals.
This reminds me of video clip that I saw online called “Bat Day” by the kid from Brooklyn. The idea was to give all the passengers a small bat like they do at some baseball game promotions. The premise is that this would discourage any high jacking attempt if 300 people had a bat and they would pummel anybody trying to take over the plane.

It was a good thing that I did not try to bring a set of fingernail clippers on board.

Yes, I will have a Heineken with my dinner. Thank you.

As per my flight tracker, we were flying over Khartoum in The Sudan. I just read an article in Nat. Geo about a journalist that was captured and moved from camp to camp for some time. (Nat Geo April 2008) in the area. It was not a pleasant Africa experience.

We fly over Darfur where people are living in a hell that I cannot imagine.

Here we are at 30,000 ft traveling at 600mph and being served dinner and drinks, again.
“A rum and coke for me please.”

Our engines preformed flawlessly. I was glad that we did not have to initiate an emergency landing.

Nairobi Airport – Visa entry - $50.00 gets you a nice stamp in the passport. The smiling clerk urged us to vote for Obama. The cash was dropped into a cigar box.

The luggage carousel was a gaggle of men, women, children and baggage trolleys. One little boy was almost crushed but sidestepped the madness. His father seemed unconcerned or confident that he could handle the situation.

We had to grab a taxi to our hotel. Our travel company, Shoor, would only arrange for one pickup at the airport. Our group of six was arriving at three separate times. Bob and Donna had an earlier arrival and won the pick up lottery.

As per our instructions from Shoor Travel we arranged a transfer to the Jacaranda Hotel at the “Authorised Taxi Service” at the airport. Franklin was manning the concession and charged us $30.00, wrote us a receipt and set us up with a cabbie, George. I did not see the “Unauthorised Taxi Service” booth.

We loaded up and took off like a bat out of hell. George pointed out that the roads were in bad shape. This was accurate. We had to navigate around numerous potholes, ruts, detours and a multi-car and truck accident. The posted speed limit was 50kph, we frequently hit 100kph. I check my seat belt once or twice.

After passing through the security gate to the Jacaranda compound we were let off at the front door. George did a fine job of getting us to our destination.

Check in went smoothly and we made it to our room. The first order of business was to find Donna and Bob. We did and it was a happy reunion. We made our way to the lounge by the pool. I asked what a good local beer was and was served a Tusker. Tusker beer was going to be our constant companion on this trip. We made our first wildlife sighting! A cat (felis domesticus) was lurking in the shadows.

We got word that Kim and her Dad, Dan were delayed and would join us in the morning.

11pm local time and I am starting to fade. We retire to our room, which has twin beds. The gap between them was symbolic of the widening gap between us. I hoped this trip would pull us back together but it was not to be. We were little more than roommates for the duration.

Time for breakfast – buffet with eggs to order with typical western fare, sausages, bacon, home fries and lots of fresh fruit and fruit juices. The coffee was a disappointment but it was an isolated incident.

Kim and Dan show up around 7am. They got stuck in Heathrow. A flight was cancelled and the next available was several hours later.

For a little background – Dan joined the trip just a few days before it started. Dan is 74 years old and Irish. I like him already.

They make it to a room, take quick showers, and reappear in the lobby. This is where it starts to get interesting.

Our driver/guide Harrison shows up and needs cash right away.

There was a problem with the credit card billing when adding the last person on short notice. The billing went through the Federated Hotel in Lagos, Nigeria and was flagged by the credit card company and refused. Nobody from Shoor Travel was able to explain this. Kim and Dan were expected to pay for the balance of their trip in US Dollars in 2000 series or later bills. (There were some counterfeit bills passed off a few years ago and the bills were pre 2000 series.) In addition to this there was change in the itinerary due to some road construction and we were rerouted to another lodge. The result is we were to get a refund due to the cost difference. Shoor wanted Kim to reimburse the rest of the group with her cash. The amount to be deducted from what she owed.

So here we are, jet lagged; ready to begin our great adventure and we have to come up with nearly $1000.00 in cash in 2000 series or later bills. We reluctantly complied to get on the road. More on this later.

There was an ATM across the street at a Barclays Bank and a couple of people already went over and were able to withdraw some KSH’s. The city is nicknamed Nirobbery so I was surveying the area. There was a security camera on the outside corner of the bank. The ATM was located in an enclosed alcove next the front door which was in sight of the Jacaranda’s security personnel. I walked over and withdrew 6000 KSH, about $100.00 US. The machine dispensed in mixed denominations, 5 1-K notes and 2 – 500 ksh notes.

We get loaded up in the Toyota van and get on the road. The first order of business is to meet Mary with Shoor Travel at a filling station to hand over the cash. No receipt required. Maybe this is how it is done in Kenya. We give them the benefit of the doubt, for now.

Next stop is a compact 3-story mall. The parking was gated. It had a supermarket, bike shop, furniture shop, electronics shop etc. and several ATMs that dispensed cash in Kenyan Shillings. There was a furniture display in a walkway. Naturally this caught my interest since my background is architectural millwork, cabinets and custom furniture. All of the furniture was made of mahogany. I later found out that this was a domestic wood that was harvested on the coast near Mombassa. While in the supermarket, Donna and Martha found some hula-hoops and proceeded to give a demonstration on their use. I am glad they are coming out of their shells. We stocked up on Tusker beer, bottled water and ice. Four of us made it back at the van wondering what happened to Martha and Donna. As we were getting ready to send out a search party they sauntered out with a bottle of Amarula. A quick check with the driver and it was ok for passangers to have an open container. So the girls opened the Amarula. “Tuskers for everybody!” I needed one to self medicate, after all, I am on vacation.

The van had a governor on the engine that limited its top speed to 80 kph. This was typical of most taxis and delivery vehicles in Kenya. I wonder how bad it was for such a law to be enacted. The van was also equipped with a snorkel for the air intake. I asked if this was for fording streams – “No just to get it out of the dust.” Something to look forward to.

We passed a van with “Beginning of Ruthless” plastered across the back window and door in 8” high letters. This was going to be a wild ride.

Getting out of Nairobi was an adventure, roundabouts are the rule and they are a gaggle of congestion, honking horns, and trucks belching dark smoke, motorcycles, pedestrians and hand pulled carts. I do not recall seeing any traffic signals.

This is the most aggressive driving that I have ever seen. A honk on the horn means “Move or get run over.” Braking or changing a line was not considered for the most part by our driver.

Our van had some vertical braces running from the floor to ceiling and retrofit grab bars over some of the windows. It soon would be apparent that they were functional and not decorative. Padding would have been nice to.

We made it out of Nairobi and headed northeast to the first place on our itinerary – Sweetwater’s Tented Camp.

The roads were in decent shape at first, paved with lines painted on them.
We passed many euphorbia or candelabra trees. Candelabra trees are found near the equator and in the East Indies and Africa. They live in the savanna biome. The candelabra tree can grow up to 30 to 40 feet (10 m) tall. The branches all grow from one trunk, and look like little cactuses that grow near the top, giving it the shape of a candelabra. It has little yellow flowers in mid-winter.
The candelabra tree is beautiful, but poisonous. If a drop of the white sap from the inner tree comes in contact with the skin a blister will form.
It will blind you if it touches the eyes and even breathing the fumes burns. This sticky poisonous latex along with its sharp spines makes it so animals don't feed on it.

We had to pass through a police checkpoint. It was marked with some concrete parking blocks stretched across the road. The blocks were bristling with sharpened 6” spikes. We had to slow way down to navigate around them. The officer in charge had a machine gun slung over his shoulder. We were allowed to pass without an inspection.

I noticed a sign indicating that we here about the cross the equator. Naturally I wanted to stop and get a picture. The driver complied and we pulled off into a parking lot with several gift shops around its perimeter.

We took the obligatory pictures of everybody under the rusting sign. “Kenya -This Sign is on the Equator” Nanyuki, Altitude 6389 ft.

And now it was time for our first shopping experience at a roadside stand. Many of the shopkeepers came out to great us. We received a lot of attention since our tour van was the only one in the parking lot.
Phase 1 of the selling process;
Shopkeeper “Hi where are you from?”
White guy with camera “USA”
“What state?”
“Florida”
“Miami?” This dialogue or variations of it played out several times in the next few days.
Miami is well known in Kenya.
“How long have you been in Kenya?”
“Just got here.” (What a geek.)

Phase 2:
“Please come into my shop to look, you will bring me good luck. It will cost you nothing.
Phase 3: Once in the shop – The hard sell starts, polite but persistent. The hook is set,
I agreed to buy three wooden animals for 1000 ksh (about $16.60.) The price started at 1800 ksh. I was wheeling and dealing now.
Phase 4: Please come next door to I can wrap them for you and you can pay. So we trot next door to another shop full of stuff. Hmmm.
The gentleman slowly pulls a sheet of newspaper off the stack and carefully wraps the animals one by one.

Phase 5: “Do you have a pen?” he asks
“Why?”
“American pens are much better than Kenyan pens. I will trade you for one.”
I had a ballpoint pen and tried to explain that it was not made in the USA, but China.
As a matter of fact the only things that are made in the US are Japanese cars and Trek carbon fiber bicycle frames.

The perception is that goods made for export to the US are of a higher quality than goods made to ship elsewhere. I never considered this.

I produce a fine point retractable pilot pen with black ink. He liked it. I managed to buy three more animals made of ebony for $10.00 and the pen. It seemed like a good deal.
He wrapped them and I was out of there.

The rest of the crew made a contribution to the local economy also.

We load up and take off down a gravel road. Our driver seemed to be in a hurry.

We arrived at Sweetwater’s Tented Camp, former home of billionaire arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi.

The tents are spacious with a separate bathroom/shower outfitted with granite and mahogany. They are underneath a large thatched roof that keeps them out of the weather. The tents are arranged in a semi-circle facing a watering hole with Mt. Kenya in the background. An electric fence guards the perimeter of the camp from the watering hole. We saw zebra, impalas, warthogs, baboons and birds, birds and more birds. (birdsus maximus) There are over 400 species of birds in Kenya. One impala had some nasty scars on its neck but they were healing nicely. We got settled in, had some lunch and were off on our first game drive and a trip to The Chimpanzee Sanctuary. We saw more zebra; baboons, impalas and a waterbuck while en-route.

Chimps are not indigenous to Kenya but it was a good location to open up a Jane Goodall sanctuary. Many chimps have been orphaned due to the bush meat trade and loss of habitat.

A guide gave us the tour. The guide explained that the animals are on birth control otherwise the population would quickly explode. I wanted to know it they trained the males to use condoms. No- the females receive a monthly birth control shot. So this meant that the chimpanzees were having recreational sex. Up until this point I thought only dolphins and humans did it for fun.

The chimps live 40 to 50 years. They looked pretty content behind the electric fence that looked like something from Jurassic Park.

Our guide was professional, knowledgeable and had a clean pressed uniform.

It was a good visit and we all stuffed a few bills into the donation box.

We load up and head to the Rhino Sanctuary.

We added elephants, gazelles, a Rothschild’s giraffe and water buffalo to our sighting list on the journey.

The Rhino Sanctuary, The Chimpanzee Sanctuary and Sweetwater’s Camp and game reserve are all part to the Ol Pejeta Conservancy.

A guide takes us off of our drivers’ hands and leads us to a fenced in area to pet a rhino.

Access is through a 7’ high concrete “Z” gauntlet with two walls about 2 feet across. The guide explains that the rhinos cannot make the turn and a gate is not required.

We had to pass a sign first “Morani is a tame black rhino, however all animals may be unpredictable. You approach Morani at your own risk and Ol Pejeta Conservancy will accept no liability for any accident or injury that occurs as a result.”

Tame black rhino – I was having a little problem reconciling this concept.

Morani is Swahili for “Little Warrior.” He was orphaned when he was very young. Masai warriors killed his mom because she was attacking and killing cattle. Under Kenyan law this is legal.

The Masai delivered the calf to the authorities. Morani was introduced to the reserve with the other rhinos. It did not go well. The others attacked him and the decision was made to move him into his current enclosure. Most of his social life has been with humans.

The gamekeeper grabs a tin bowl and scoops up some Rhino-Chow and marches up to Morani. He puts the food bowl down in front of him and he starts to feed. We are encouraged to walk up and pet him. I volunteer to take the pictures since I bought a new Canon Rebel XT with a Sigma 70-300 telephoto lens and 10 gigs of flash memory for this trip.

Donna goes first; she cautiously eases up to him and gently puts a hand on his side. No reaction then a big smile from Donna. Touching a rhino is an unnatural act in anybody’s book. “It didn’t feel like an unnatural act.”

Kim pets the rhino next, then Martha and Bob. I am clicking away the whole time.

I hand Bob my camera and he gets a few shots of me solo with Morani. I notice that the horns are long, sharp and dense. His hide is course and thick. It would absorb a lot of hand lotion.

Then it is pictures of Bob and Donna and Morani. Then Martha, Kim, and Morani. And then Martha, Morani and me.

The grand finale is the girls taking turns hand feeding stalks of sugar cane to the beast.

We head off to the nearby education center. I get a picture of Bob next to a giraffe neck vertebrae display. The seven vertebras have a rod holding them together and they are about six feet tall. We learn that all mammals have seven vertebrae. They are just different sizes. A Rothschild Giraffe skull is mounted on the displayed clearly showing 5 horns. 2 on the top of the head, one in the center of the forehead and two smaller ones behind the ears.

We were shown a model of a portable pasture enclosure for cattle. It would be set up in a location to contain some cattle. The cattle would eat, defecate, and create a natural fertilizer. After a time the cattle and enclosure would be moved to a new location. The old location would be more fertile and grow lush grass. This was a great idea!

Cattle were grazing in areas with wild animals with no ill effect. Make those wild herbivores.

On the drive back to Sweetwater we saw a magnificent sunset.

Back at camp and time to have a scotch and make a few notes in my journal before dinner.

April 8th, Morning Game drive.

Sunrise highlighted a water buffalo cow and calf. I am not one to get mushy over every damn baby animal but the calf was cute. It peaked around the left side of the mom to check us out then eased around the back to peak at us from the right side. The stubs of horns were pushing through the scalp. Mom just chewed her cud and watched us.

We saw three warthogs trotting along too. The tails were pointed forward and the fine mane hair was blowing back. They are Donna’s favorite animals. “So ugly they are cute.”

A shinny nosed water buffalo was checking us out as we drove by.

We rounded a bend and saw two Oryx’s squaring off and getting ready to fight. Two large antelopes with a distinct white and black pattern on the face and long straight horns. African Oryx, gemsbok, beisa - ORYX GAZELLA

They would position themselves two to three feet apart, drop heads and charge! Bam!
For the most part it seemed like sparring but on occasion they would really mix it up. I am surprised one of them was not impaled by a 30” horn. After a bit they took a break.
One relieved himself while the other grazed. Back on the clock and more head banging. I took 25 shots of this sequence. It was a treat, digital photography is nice. I wonder if I can get an Oryx steak for dinner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oryx

We spot a hartebeest next, another large grassland antelope. Fawn colored with horns pointing backwards. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartebeest

We spot two East African Crowned Cranes standing on some tree branches.

http://www.livingdesert.org/animals/east_african_crowned_crane.asp

These birds are beautiful, tall and elegant with black, white and deep red wings. The neck is gray with a white and black head topped with a plume of tight gold feathers.

They do look angelic. I wonder what they taste like.

We spot some rhino in the distance. I asked for volunteers to pose with them. No takers. I assure everybody that I would be ok. The driver said, “Nobody gets out of the van.” I open a Tusker and pass it around. We drive by some elephants, zebra and a giraffe on the trip to camp for breakfast.

Starched napkins and champagne adorned the table. The menu was eggs to order with a buffet of pork and beef sausage, potatoes, beans, a variety of breads and lots of fresh fruit and juices. The dinning area faced the watering hole. We watched zebra, warthogs, impala and gazelles while we dined. There were also some crested cranes and ibis at the watering hole. A curious Marabou stork was on the patio and tried to poke it’s beak in and get an easy meal. We slid the glass door shut on the large ugly bird.

Kim had her laptop so we were able to download and view my pictures. This took several minutes using the USB cable. Note to self: bring a card reader next time.

Some of the photos were keepers; the new camera was pretty smart! I will work on developing the user interface.

The front desk had a plug adapter we could use to recharge the computer and camera batteries. Martha brought one but the main receptacle was recessed and would not work with the flush plugs chargers. Note to self: field-test all equipment before going into the bush.

From Sweetwater our driver offered to arrange a side trip to Samburu Park, which would be off the itinerary. We were to pay him directly and keep it a secret. This would not have benefited us at all. The trip would have been an out and back so this would put us at the park in the middle of the day. The best game viewing is in the mornings and late afternoons. We had already paid for two game drives at Sweetwater and he wanted us to pay extra plus 2000 KSH for him to go to Samburu. What if we had a mechanical failure on the road? Was he going to demand money for the repairs since it was a bandit trip?

We rejected the bandit trip.

We subsequently did change our itinerary to include a night in Samburu (legitimately.) It was a long rough drive. I am glad that we did not do the out and back. I am disappointed that our driver would subject us to that just to get a few extra shillings on the side.

Time to chill out until the afternoon game drive. There was always some activity at the watering hole so I always had my camera at the ready. I shot a pretty good sequence of some wart hogs “makin’ bacon.”

On the afternoon drive it started to drizzle but we had a good sighting of a giraffe tree, an elephant with a tracking device strapped to it’s head and a kingfisher huddled on branch.

The rain let up and we saw a young waterbuck, some zebra and a rhino with some bird hitchhikers on his neck and back.

We make it back to camp for a quick dinner and then we are off for a night game drive with the staff from Sweetwater. There was a driver and a spotter with a high-powered light. We saw a bush baby, a silver backed jackal, a serval and a white tailed mongoose.

We also saw some elephants and water buffalo with calves. A pee break was in order. After some discussion the driver stopped in an open area to minimize the chance of ambush by a predator. Four or five of us took advantage of the moment. All in all it was a pretty good ride.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7279149.stm

http://allafrica.com/stories/200804210638.html